Give the Gift of a Children’s Book (Not Suitable For Children)
With last minute holiday shoppers (you) crowding your local malls searching for whatever they can find at this point (gift cards), here’s some alternative gift suggestions for the kids in your life that you won’t find in any of those stores. My personal favorite, My Foot in Your Ass Dr. Seuss’s Wacky Book of Ass Whoopin’s included.
Thanks to Erica who reads Sesame Street’s Laying Cable to her two beautiful daughters when she puts them to bed everynight.
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