Still looking for that perfect gift to give this holiday season? How about a Handjob™? And with two Handjobs™ for only $4.95 how can you possibly go wrong? I was spot on with my gift recommendations last year (not suitable for children children’s books) and believe I’ve hit it out of the park again. Check and mate McDonalds gift certificates.
Also makes the perfect combo gift with the Dick Towel!
With the holiday shopping season officially in full gear, what better gift to give this Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus than the Dick Towel?!?! In yet another funny and flawed attempt to get rich quick, The Dick Towel comes (pun intended) straight out of the twisted comedic minds of Dennis and Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (if you’re not familiar with the show, think Seinfeld if they were foul-mouthed thirty somethings with absolutely no morals living in Philadelphia instead of New York. So basically a cast of George Costanzas) and is now an actual product for sale on the interwebs. Get yours now!
Also available from the gang, Kitten Mittens!
Full episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia online at Hulu.com.
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